RPM! Get in Gear! || 6’2”|| 35 Forever (1986)|| Mermaid Chef|| writer|| I support feminist action|| radical || ISFJ|| Power Ranger|| dick head. || Twitter: phatjake|| Skype: skankinjake FORMERLY: fiftyshadesofjakebud
I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it
“which picnic table did you pick that up from?”
“you’re making me crave some french fries”
“woahh is that like. A chip truck uniform.”
“you’re transporting me to an italian restaurant…”
The shirt in question btw:
[image id: selfie of op that cuts out their face and below their waist. They are wearing a large oversized checkered red and white collared mens shirt with short sleeves. End id.]
a collection of my favourites so far :}
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a reply from subspace skater that reads: “bro stop squirming your making all the chess pieces fall off.”
a reply from soapoey that reads: “if I was an ant i would crawl.on you. Btw. <3”
tags from thesnacken that reads: “op ready at ALL times to help out at a food truck or perhaps the bowling alley.”
tags from samathekittycat that read: “a hand towel i would find in my grandma’s kitchen.”
reblog from mugenfinder that reads: “is this you?” followed by an image of wrap wrapped in checkered red and white sandwich paper next to a bowl of salsa.
tags from pudd0x that read: “This looks wrong it should be laminated. sorry.”
tags from synthwizardromance that read: “you could play chess on that beast.”
