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cumberbangers:

A kitten in a flower crown.
You’re welcome. (x)

cumberbangers:

A kitten in a flower crown.

You’re welcome. (x)

12 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 12,175 notes
Tagged as: #aw 
Watchin the RT podcast

Watchin the RT podcast

23 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #me #selfie 
29 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 69,130 notes
Tagged as: #30 rock 
white people talking about the racism they experienced: i was walking out of walmart and this black girl BUMPED INTO ME and i nicely apologized but she called her 9 black brothers over to BEAT ME UP they called me a SNOWMAN because im WHITE and then these black police officers came and BEAT ME TOO and an alien spaceship full of latinos and asians landed and they called me a cracker and cheered on the blacks! racism against white people IS REAL
45 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 34,056 notes

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 113,110 notes
hammerlock:

does whatever a sipdre cna

hammerlock:

does whatever a sipdre cna

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 82,716 notes
1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 14,778 notes
Tagged as: #kill bill 

bahtmun:

Harry Potter + symmetry

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 23,689 notes
Tagged as: #hp 
1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 303 notes
COOK MERMAIDS WITH ME.

Anonymous

Only if we go penguin sliding first

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes