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MYTHOLOGY MEME | [6/9] GREEK GODS & GODDESSES » DIONYSUS
Dionysus was the god of wine and winemaking, theater, ecstasy, and madness in greek mythology. He was the son of Zeus and Semele, a nymph who was killed by the overpowering presence of Zeus when Hera taunted him to appear in his true divine form to Semele. Zeus took the still unborn Dionysus and sew him into his thigh thus resulting in Dionysus to becoming “twice-born”. He is often depicted in the presence of drunken satyrs and nymphs as well as the Maenads, the human women who once a year are driven to madness by his presence. Dionysus is also often associated with Hades and is known to be the “Eater of Raw Flesh”. A popular tale featuring Dionysus is of Ariadne and the Magic Thread, in which Dionysus becomes a heroic figure of mercy as he seeks to rescue Ariadne from death at the hands of abandonment after Theseus leaves her stranded upon an island. The first greek tragedy was written in his honor, and in the old days, people devoted plays and tragedies to the wine god.
super cool character headcanons meme
send me a character and i’ll tell you:
- 2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
- the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
- the game they’d destroy everyone else at
- the emoticon they’d use most often
- what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
- their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
- how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
- what they wanted to be when they grew up
- their favorite kind of weather
- thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
- how/what they like to draw or doodle
“Bellend” Alo spat.
“Shithead” Matty retorted.
“Fucking scum of the Earth,” Alo said.
“Stoner waste” Matty replied.
“We were mates you cunt, I wanted to like you. I bloody tried for Nick.” Alo said.
“I did nothing,” Matty said.
“That’s the problem fuck-o. You, did nothing to help. Grace is dead and al you di was run away.”
“You don’t understand Alo, you never would anyway.” Matty said and looked away.
“Then explain it to me, or piss off.”
Matty was hurt; he didn’t know how to explain the situation. It was Luke’s fault but everyone blamed Matty for Grace.
“You’re a teacher Danny. A maths teacher,” he said and fixed his loud tie.
Who was he trying to impress with such a tie? Why did he always pick such colorful articles of clothing? He adjusted the haphazard tie. He looked into the mirror, his bear trim was just perfect and he thought of Clara.
“We get on, we… are… a thing,” he said and smiled.
Rupert “Danny” Pink smiled into the mirror, dressed to kill. Or the very least dressed to impress. Having no idea what his future holds. When he go to school he saw Clara and smiled.
“This is so gross Alo,” she squealed.
“A little bit of shite never hurt anyone,” he said.
Mini was trying to shovel the cow pies away. She was gagging. It made it hard for Alo to keep it together. He walked over to her, holding her. Alo held her wrists as she held the shovel and he helped her. This stopped her gagging and brought them closer together. He gave her a few cheeky kisses on the neck.
“We’re almost done; Dewy will be hooking up the milkers later. Soon we’ll be holding our daughter and done with the chores.”
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