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From age 14 to 22, Dragon Ball Z was my fuckin life

58 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
59 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 489 notes
Tagged as: #sanic 

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 83,497 notes

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

1 hour ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 392,583 notes

I DID IT I HAVE 401 FOLLOWERS

2 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

agentcarolinainthemorning:

dreams-of-atlantis:

agentcarolinainthemorning:

do you think Wash missed his black armor when he was wearing blue?

Do you think he missed his friends when he was wearing blue?

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3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 437 notes

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 247,588 notes
4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 22,609 notes
Tagged as: #chris hemsworth 

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 436,176 notes

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 343,562 notes