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shamefully-sarcastic:

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

beware of the badasses.

12 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 173,693 notes
Tagged as: #long post 

allisonagernt:

Allison’s dead. I guess the only good thing is it looks like I’m dying, too.

12 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,158 notes
Tagged as: #teen wolf 

A kraken too far from the sea.

A kraken too far from the sea.

12 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,839 notes

Skins Generation One - Then and Now

13 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 14,272 notes
Tagged as: #skins 

game of thrones + colours

13 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 8,510 notes
Tagged as: #game of thrones 

roosterteetheverything:

mlchaeijones:

deanprincesster:

deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes

Because people like grapes.

image

13 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 322,307 notes

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 158,720 notes

According to Edgar Wright, the flavour of the cornettos featured in the unofficial ‘Three Flavours Cornetto’ trilogy represents the motif of that film. The red or strawberry flavour in Shaun of the Dead represents blood and zombies, while the blue/original flavour of Hot Fuzz represents the police force. The green/peppermint of The World’s End represents science fiction and extraterrestrial elements.

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 18,444 notes
surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 116,030 notes
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
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Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 303,256 notes