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I don’t have self esteem issues…

I don’t have self esteem issues…

9 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #me #selfie 
The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture.
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OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

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11 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 70,708 notes
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

11 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 885,191 notes
11 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 562,965 notes

Attention non-black people

spooky-pretzels:

If you’re singing along to a song and you know the n-word is coming up, just replace it with another witty 2 syllable word like

-“person”/”people”
-“baby”
-“fuckboy”

This way you can keep the flow of the song without a) having an awkward skip or b) being racist

11 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 51 notes
11 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 12,412 notes
Tagged as: #dw 
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Tagged as: #hp 

Say it’s never gonna work out between us. Say you never love me.

12 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 3,420 notes
12 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 88,638 notes
Tagged as: #parks and recs